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Do you need a hand?

'I say we decide by a show of hands.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Flight Socks.

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

The Complete Cycle.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

"My real son was made of wood."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

"You have one, two, three months to live."

'A room with double beds, please.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?