Sock Monkey Collector T-Shirts

Sock monkey Xray

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"