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Sock monkey in literature

'Do you think that's wise?'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Sock Puppet in Literature

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Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"