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Sock monkey in literature

'Do you think that's wise?'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'