Sock Monkey Collector Gifts

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Flight Socks.

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"