Anime Sock Collectors Gifts

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Mikado

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Flight Socks.

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Don't go in there!"

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"