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'Are you kidding, I used to get high with Smokey all the time.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Late night teddy reading

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'At lone at last.'

Resourceful toddler

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Busy day

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Teddy Time Bears

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Child in a bear suit.