Smokey The Bear Enthusiasts Pillows

'Are you kidding, I used to get high with Smokey all the time.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Resourceful toddler

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Busy day

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Teddy Time Bears

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Teddy Bear

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Child in a bear suit.

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'