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'Frankly I'm surprised at such a basic error - his smock's too tight.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

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"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

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"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

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'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."