Smock Enthusiast Gifts

'Frankly I'm surprised at such a basic error - his smock's too tight.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

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Christmas sweater alternatives

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'