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What made you want to take up painting, Al? The big money, the hot groupies and the cool smocks.

Great British Eccentrics.

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'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The sofa freshly made up...

Ski kicker.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

Cat walking dog.

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Library Waiting to Happen

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

Dogs as bookends.

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown with face mask

I did it my way.

'If velcro is good enough fro grandma and grandpa, why do I have to learn to tie my laces?'

What's the key to being a great artist, Al? Is it the beret? Don't be silly, Axel. It's the smock.

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'