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'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Late night teddy reading

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Resourceful toddler

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

The melting polar ice caps

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Teddy Time Bears

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.