Sleepy Bear Enthusiast Gifts

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Late night teddy reading

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Resourceful toddler

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Bear Hugging Season Open

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The melting polar ice caps

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Atomic Bear: Part 14

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Teddy Time Bears

Atomic Bear: Part 13

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'