Lazy Bear Gifts

'Bud's body is in pretty good shape; it's his mind that needs work.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Mine's still in bed."

Conservation Area

"I think we have run out of time..."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

The Sedentary Dead.

"I need motivation."

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

'I just hiked over a mile with that bear while debating the use of nuclear energy. I told you these animals are used to people.'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"My research on the effects of total inactivity in humans is nearing a breakthrough. Just one more 5-year grant should do it."

Remote Toaster

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

'The only thing mobile about you is your phone.'