Lazy Brother Gifts

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Homo Zapiens

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Why don't we just get a remote control?"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Woman pulls hammock to catapult her sleeping husband.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Dr. McWit doesn't believe in working more than 27.'