Lazy Gifts

"Baldo, put your clothes in the hamper."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Soup of the month.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Mine's still in bed."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Homo Zapiens

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

How lazy people decide what to eat

Fetch the Boomerang

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"