Lazy Viewer Gifts

Soup of the month.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

Pre-digested convenience foods.

"Ambitions... To live next door to a Chinese takeaway."

"Harley's always been into plant based eating. He plants his base in a chair and eats!"

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

'Sorry, I forgot to tell you, the cricket has been cancelled.'

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

'It's the latest in digit remotes!'

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

Food of the Demigods

The Cult Director

'This exercise machine does away with the pretense of a working out. It features a dozen hooks for a hanging clothing.'

Avoiding Housework 'How to skive'

A woman types with her feet while drinking tea.