Lazy Viewer Gifts

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Soup of the month.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

These days, he only uses the @#$% thing to change the channel.

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

...and now Blue Planet two...

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

Pre-digested convenience foods.

"Ambitions... To live next door to a Chinese takeaway."

"Harley's always been into plant based eating. He plants his base in a chair and eats!"

'Sorry, I forgot to tell you, the cricket has been cancelled.'

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

'It's the latest in digit remotes!'

Food of the Demigods

Sir Dudley Emerson-Evans-personal description

'This exercise machine does away with the pretense of a working out. It features a dozen hooks for a hanging clothing.'

Avoiding Housework 'How to skive'