Lazy Movie Lover Gifts

The Cult Director

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Conservation Area

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'