Lazy Tv Watcher Gifts

'It's the latest in digit remotes!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Showbiz Awards

"They grow up so fast."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Television Readers.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'Einsteiners.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

'There's nothing on.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."