Lazy Tv Watcher Gifts

'It's the latest in digit remotes!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

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Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"They grow up so fast."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Television Readers.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

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"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Lazy Octopus

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."