Lazy Pillows

"Baldo, put your clothes in the hamper."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Soup of the month.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Mine's still in bed."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Homo Zapiens

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

How lazy people decide what to eat

Fetch the Boomerang

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

These days, he only uses the @#$% thing to change the channel.

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!