Lazy Cooking Pillows

Recipes From The "I Really, REALLY Hate To Cook" Cookbook

LAY ZEE FUK

Soup of the month.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Homo Zapiens

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"Fridge-to-table"

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

The Sedentary Dead.

Tortoise and the Hare

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

"I dropped my phone. Would you mind skiing the 20 miles back up hill to find it? I would do it, but I'm out of shape and lazy."

"His wife's still visiting her mother, so it looks like it's left over pizza for us...again!"

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"