Lazy Cook Enthusiast Pillows

"Our deluxe meal kit delivery service is only $20 more per month, and he'll even do the dishes."

LAY ZEE FUK

Soup of the month.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

How lazy people decide what to eat

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Fridge-to-table"

Fetch the Boomerang

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

The Sedentary Dead.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Inactive wear'

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'