Relaxed Cook Pillows

"Baldo, tell me when my soup boils over."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"Wine not?"

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"I'm running a loose ship."

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Tortoise and the Hare

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"What are we doing today?"

'Jaques Frisson, His piano,his songs, his pipe and his slippers'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?"

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

'I'm making pot pie.'

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

Recipes From The "I Really, REALLY Hate To Cook" Cookbook

"You're the only man I know who can clean a filthy cooker with two slices of bread."

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"