Relaxed Cook Pillows

"Baldo, tell me when my soup boils over."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"Wine not?"

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Tortoise and the Hare

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

"I'm running a loose ship."

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"What are we doing today?"

It's just a self-cleaning oven, Ernie --- You can't do dishes in it.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?"

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

'Jaques Frisson, His piano,his songs, his pipe and his slippers'

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

'I'm making pot pie.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

"You're the only man I know who can clean a filthy cooker with two slices of bread."

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

Recipes From The "I Really, REALLY Hate To Cook" Cookbook