
Recipes From The "I Really, REALLY Hate To Cook" Cookbook
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Recipes From The "I Really, REALLY Hate To Cook" Cookbook
LAY ZEE FUK
Soup of the month.
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."
'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'
''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'
Homo Zapiens
"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
How lazy people decide what to eat
'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'
Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.
"Fridge-to-table"
'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'
"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"
Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.
'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'
"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."
'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'
Tortoise and the Hare
'He isn't use to getting up this early.'
The Sedentary Dead.
"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"
"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."
It's just a self-cleaning oven, Ernie --- You can't do dishes in it.
"I dropped my phone. Would you mind skiing the 20 miles back up hill to find it? I would do it, but I'm out of shape and lazy."
"His wife's still visiting her mother, so it looks like it's left over pizza for us...again!"
The Stay Put Marshmallow man
"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."
'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'
"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."
'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'
My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!
"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."
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