Lazy Kings Gifts

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

LAY ZEE FUK

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Homo Zapiens

"Fridge-to-table"

Fetch the Boomerang

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

The Sedentary Dead.

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"