Lazy Bear Mugs

'Bud's body is in pretty good shape; it's his mind that needs work.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Mine's still in bed."

Conservation Area

"I think we have run out of time..."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

The Sedentary Dead.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"I need motivation."

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

Remote Toaster

'The only thing mobile about you is your phone.'

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

"I had a dog but got rid of him when it became clear that he wasn't going to get a job."

'I just hiked over a mile with that bear while debating the use of nuclear energy. I told you these animals are used to people.'