Ironically Lazy Bear Fan Gifts

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Bearly Painting

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Is it sustainable?

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

"I'm so sorry... once the virus spreads, you'll be transferred to hospice and restricted to a diet of water and honey." "Yum honey!"

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."