Ironically Lazy Bear Fan Prints

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Atomic Bear: Part 2

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

Bearly Painting

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

Atomic Bear: Part 10

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Is it sustainable?

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."