Sock Saviors Prints

"If you find him, tug on the rope, and we'll pull you both out."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The Complete Cycle.

Missing sock

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'