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Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

I did it my way.

TV-Man

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

The Plasmas.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

The Music Lover.

"House red, sir?"

"God, I love this show!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

'Always bought low.'

Mind control

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

"Cool game!"

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"She died doing what she loved."

Self-portraits

"It's a slow hit man!"

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba