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Snowman throws ball at window and breaks it.

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'It is too snowing!'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Festive squad

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Staying Warm.

Phone Mittens

Oi to the world!

Angels making snow humans

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

Ice skating

Recycled Flake

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."