Snow Day Savant Prints

Snowman throws ball at window and breaks it.

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'It is too snowing!'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Festive squad

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

Oi to the world!

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Angels making snow humans

Phone Mittens

Staying Warm.

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Recycled Flake

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Ice skating

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

Zimmer Frame in Winter