Ski Slope Savant Prints

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Trawling for Fish.

"House red, sir?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Justice for a heckler.

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

'It's for show and tell!'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Canadian Jesus

Snowman throws ball at window and breaks it.

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Grumpy Moody Boy.

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

Welcome to Silicon Valley

Up periscope.

Returning from a Multi-Day

"During a period of global warming the phrase: 'the tip of the ice berg' takes on a new, real meaning."

"Oh that's just my husband saving £150 on some 'satellite-instillation-that-any-old-idiot-could-install'..."

Scales

Australia, n: Combustible desert continent inhabited by a coastal race that keeps rediscovering fire.

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