Snow Day Survivalist T-Shirts

'That's the trouble with this country - one snowflake and everything grinds to a halt!'

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

Snow Shark

'Have you shoveled the snow off the walkway?'

Autumn in Minnesota

'The kids were so sweet...'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Festive squad

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Staying Warm.

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

Phone Mittens

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Angels making snow humans

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!