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'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman ice fishing.

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Sand Snowmen

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Do you come here often?'

Snow Bridge.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"You call this ice?"

Frosty, the Golden Years

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."