Snowman Buddy Gifts

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'It's a snow mobile.'

Snow Bridge.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Sand Snowmen

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Frosty, the Golden Years

"You call this ice?"

'Do you come here often?'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"You have ice water in your veins."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."