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'Oh, Edmund, I thought you loved me, but all you really wanted was... my nose!'

'No ice.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Rude Snowpeople

Snowman ice fishing.

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Hot Tub Frosty

"Gimme the carrot!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"You call this ice?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Frosty, the Golden Years

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Sand Snowmen

Snow Bridge.

'Do you come here often?'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"It's her first snowman."

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."