Snowman Whisperer Gifts

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Wolf Karaoke

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm a monster."

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

Cleaning the Horse

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'I'm not hibernating there again - I got the heebie-jeebies being around so many snakes!'

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"Typical, you knew my mother was coming today, so you had to have a big meal to be torpid for a few days!"

War Snail

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

Another episode of History Revealed!

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

"Your shell or mine?"

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."