Morse Whisperer Pillows

"Try S instead of L."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

The Worm Charmer

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Opening the door to new customers

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I could eat you.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Woman applying makeup

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

'Where are you going?'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

Product Testing Department

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

'Hey, I used that model once!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

I love geeks

'To be honest Bob, I'm very happy with my new career path.'

"Good day at work..?"

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'