Mice Whisperer T-Shirts

"You're research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Police Feline Unit

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Local Knowledge

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Quick, start the car!"

Bite out of fishing pier.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You lifted your head.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

Biofelineism

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Children's Feast.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'