Mice Whisperer Mugs

"You're research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Police Feline Unit

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Local Knowledge

"Quick, start the car!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Bite out of fishing pier.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'You lifted your head.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

Biofelineism

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cat Towels

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Children's Feast.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'