Spider Whisperer Gifts

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

Spider Facts.

'I'm on the web.'

Spider Tennis

"I'm off the grid."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

The Worm Charmer

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"River well stocked this year."

Man fishing with large bait

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Turtle Hat

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Reverse psychology

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Mantis Love

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'