Virus Whisperer Gifts

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

"I think it's a computer virus."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Computer Expert

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

Mantis Love

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Entomology Reference

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

Professor...what are you doing?

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

College for flys

'Termites!'

'The spots are much clearer.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

Cellular Plan

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Plug Me In Stupid

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'