Termite Whisperer T-Shirts

The termites mated!

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The Worm Charmer

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Now it fits.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Mantis Love

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'I could eat you.'

'Nice jingle!'

Biodiversity

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

Birds with Headphones

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

David Attenborough's Morning

"I'm in disguise."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."