Termite Warrior T-Shirts

'Remember the Battle of Jericho, sir...where the walls came tumbling down?'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Still on your left."

"Damn speed hump!"

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

Academy.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"Why have you brought me here?"

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

'That must be the termite inspector.'

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'Type the following as fast as you can!'

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

"Looks like the termite man's here."

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

'Go ahead, make my day.'

"Don't text so fast! At this rate, you'll need your thumbs retread."

When Worlds Collide

'I hope you don't mind me breaking up with you via text message.'

One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,

The termites mated!