Tapeworm Whisperer T-Shirts

'Hey, what happens in vegans,stays in vegans.'

The Busy Gardener

Speed Dating for Turtles

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

The Worm Charmer

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

An old man growing berries

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Botany Baby!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Now it fits.'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Tree Passion

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'