Bug Whisperers Mugs

"You have your father's eyes."

'I'm afraid I can't get rid of your pests on account of a - seniority!'

"I'm just trying to take one day at a time!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

I guess she had other plans for you.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

The Worm Charmer

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Raised by Dogs

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"This never happened."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Collies Without Borders

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Mantis Love

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'I could eat you.'

"You're completely screwed up."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'