Weasel Whisperers Gifts

Stoat

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Quick, start the car!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"That is an outrageous slur."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"This never happened."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Raised by Dogs

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Collies Without Borders

'okay...where did you hide it?'