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Stoat

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Quick, start the car!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Raised by Dogs

"This never happened."