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I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

"Now I remember why I hate this beach."

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Local Knowledge

"Quick, start the car!"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'You know too much!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"River well stocked this year."

"That is an outrageous slur."

Man fishing with large bait

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"